I went to the parlour

to get myself a root beer

then I heard you whisper

into my left ear;

You said 'baby, I love you,

(and with a grin) you said,

I want to dribble on your chin-

is that a sin?



Oh, I've been cattle rustling for the best years of my life,

and I've never met nobody that I wanna call my wife;

Oh I've been cattle rustling for the best days of the year,

but it strikes my that you're vey odd- infact you're rather queer.Oh, I've been cattle rustling for the best years of my life,

and I've never met nobody that I wanna call my wife;

Oh I've been cattle rustling for the best days of the year,

but it strikes my that you're vey odd- infact you're rather queer.



Repeat 4 times. Fade out.