Chelsea baby let's run away

to some third world country

exploit the workers, rape the land

get money for dope from your old man

Chelsea baby what's with your pops

each time I call, he sends the cops

meet me at the Crumbs' show tonight

pack your shit. We'll be alright!

auntie tipper raided your underwear drawer

& burned your riot grrl shirt & called

you "whore" & playing the fascist p.m.r.c role

she wiped her butt with m.r.r

Chelsea hates her mom & Chelsea hates her dad

Chelsea hates the state she finds it very sad

so grab your shit tonight & man

we'll flee & squat under a bridge in the florida keys