Oh, when I was a little kid I never liked to eat,

Mama'd put things on my plate, I'd dump them on her feet,

But then one day she made this soup, I ate it all in bed,

I asked her what she put in it, and this is want she said.



Chorus:

Chicken lips and lizard hips and alligator eyes

Monkey legs and buzzard eggs and salamander thighs

Rabbit ears and camel rears and tasty toe-nail pies

Stir them all together, it's Mama's Soup Surprise.



I went into the bathroom and stood beside the sink,

I said I'm feeling slightly ill, I think I'd like a drink,

Mama said "I've just the thing, I'll get it in a wink,

It's full of lots of protein, and vitamins I think."



Chorus:

Chicken lips and lizard hips and alligator eyes

Monkey legs and buzzard eggs and salamander thighs

Rabbit ears and camel rears and tasty toe-nail pies

Stir them all together, it's Mama's Soup Surprise.