BOB RIVERS COMEDY CORP - THE CHIMNEY SONG



There's something stuck up in the chimney

And I don't know what it is,

But it's been there all night long.

Well, I waited up for Santa all Christmas night

But he never came and it don't seem right.

And there's something in the chimney

And it doesn't make a sound,

But I wish you Merry Christmas.



There's something stuck up in the chimney

And I don't know what it is,

But it's been there all week long.

Well, the dog keeps barking up the chimney flue

And we don't know what we're going to do.

Cause there's something in the chimney

And it doesn't move around,

And it's been a week since Christmas.



There's something stuck up in the chimney

And I don't know what it is,

But it's been there all month long.

Well, it's jammed up tight above the fireplace

Now the house smells funny, such a big disgrace.

That there's something in the chimney

And it doesn't talk at all,

And it's been there since last Christmas.



There's something stuck up in the chimney

And I don't know what it is,

But it's been there all year long.

I'll been waiting up for Santa like I did last year

But my brother says, "He's already here."

And he's stuck up in the chimney

And he doesn't say a word

And he'll be there every Christmas.

And we'll have him every Christmas