Who wants to taste my general tso...you want to taste my general tso

I'm-a give it to you now

Who like my chopstick

hit you when I shit with my little-ass dick. Yellow

If you wanna see me eat Jell-O

I never seen nothin' like you before

I can kick you higher than you can kick me

I can kick you way up into a tree

Who wants a taste of my oo-long tea? Ho ha ho ha ho chi chi

Everybody in the phone book name Chang wanna see my wang?

Never could hit the gong with a bang. WAAA?

Everybody wanna see me throw a fireball but that's not right not in real life

You will fall down and break a leg

Everybody wanna see me break a leg? Well I don't

but I like fried rice and I got lice

Ching chow woah ching wang woo wice

that ain't nice for a fortune cookie i always charge you twice

Delivery is free but not from me I only charge a dolla fifty-

fifty five. wanna see me GO GAA? Hit you with the lies. HAI YA!

War when I hit you with the shit do a split

Take a shit have to go eat my shit kung-fu

Want my buffet? You fucking gay, ah

Wai-lo hit you with the hay Stay the fuck away

Hit you in the balls. Only Americans eat duck sauce

And my soy sauce is for you, I can put it in your shoe

Watch this- I can tiptoe while you take a piss

In my bathroom spy on you while your little boy shits

WAAAAAAAAI-YAH!

I can kick you if you don't pay the bill

And if you want a little mint, that's fifty cent, bitch

Everything cost a little bit

So don't expect nothin for free, at least from me Ching Chang Chewie

I got you from Taiwan city and Hong Kong

I just smoked a bong and I can do it all night long

And don't mistake me for a Viet Cong

I can get you and tackle you take you never see me

When I get you and