Things keep getting caught in my throat,

then my face turns blue as I choke.

I throw my arms up as I kick back my chair,

and I gag and gasp as I breath for air.



I am just a choking victim!

I am just a choking victim!

my face the color of plum!

I am just a choking victim!



Things keep getting caught in my throat,

then my face turns blue as I choke.

Dr. Heimlich often saves me from death,

his meneuver often saves me from death.

But this time he is nowhere to be found,

and I choke and I choke until I hit the ground.

Then I'm just a dead lazy bum...

I am just a choking victim.



Many times I choke on poison fumes or food,

it is a bad feeling, so I'm in a bad mood.

A chicken bone, agent orange, zkylon-B, mustard gas;

it only burns for a minute, then it knocks you out fast.

The oxygen halted, can't reach my brain anymore,

so then your sense is cut off and then you hit the floor.

Then I'm just a dead lazy bum,

I am just a choking victim!