[answering machine]

(beep) Then you know what you can do

You can be a couple of pleasers

And take some tweazers

And bust every hair on my nutsack

Paste em to your back

Then jump on the E-Track

And suck my dick exactly where it's at....HO

[beep]



[old record plays]

Jay fuzz the clown

Jay fuzz the clown

Jay fuzz the clown



[low voice repeats]

Juggles

Juggles

Juggles

Juggles [x2]



[low bass starts in background]



[Verse 1-Violent J (crowd in parentheses)]

Hey, Hey it's the wicked jokers

and we're coming to the valley and we'll smoke ya (choke ya)

Kick the clown in the forehead and I'm juggling juggling your head

(Jed) You big fat redneck mounty ass hick

I'm a city slicker and I'm come to the valley and I'm gonna hit ya

and ya know the carnival's gonna get wit' ya

Oh, I meant as well mention, that I come from another di-men-sion

You never seen nothing like this boy (Magic acts of pain and joy)

Please don't try to come and get me

Because I pack a French curler with me

And them punks are gonna have to take me out quick

Because I can do a double-flip you fat piece of shit

Picture that (that) packing a magic wand and a top hat

Because some gotta stop or the wicked clowns are gonna chop, chop



[Chorus]

Swing, Swing, Swing, and Chop, Chop, Chop

Swing, Swing, Swing, and Chop, Chop, Chop

Swing, Swing, Swing, and Chop, Chop, Chop

Swing, Swing, Swing, and Chop, Chop [X2]



[Verse 2-Violent J (Crowd in parentheses)]

Detroit air is toxic, my eyeballs popped out they sockets

And fried in the streets like a sick em

[sound of popping and a splatter]

(stick em, pick em)

Break