Christine Keeler and Mandy Rice-Davies,

You're the gals for me.

Christine Keeler and Mandy Rice-Davies,

I'll keep you company.



You can have your Marilyn, your Carolyn, your Jacqueline.

Grace Kelly never meant that much to me--

Just give me:

Christine Keeler and Mandy Rice-Davies,

You're the gals for me. (I'll give you secrets.)

And you're the gals for me.



Oh, you get good defense from Robert McNamara--

Defends us all day long;

But when Lord Profumo takes off his mascara

You know he can't go wrong.



Douglas Fairbanks, Jr., and Lord and Lady Astor:

Everybody's gonna lose their minds

Because of:

Christine Keeler and Mandy Rice-Davies,

Will you be mine, all mine? (I'll take your pictures.)

Will you be mine, all mine?