Christmas dreams

And drunken alibies to you

I can't believe

I danced with naked with the turkey

I got stuffing everywhere

I didn't mean to throw up in the children's hair

And i'm sorry i shot your dog

But at the time my mind was in a fog



I went and poured the punch

Then i had a cup of rosy wine

Guess i had a drop to much

'cause when i woke up i was dizzy and blind

Wish i hadn't burned your house to the ground

But the christmas season always gets me down

So darlin' if you're free in the new year

Maybe we could go out for a beer



Christmas dreams

And drunken alibies to you.