How come he don't come and p.i.p. with me

Down at the meter no more?

How come he turn off the t.v.

And he hang that sign on the door?

We call and we call 'How come?' we say

What could make a boy behave this way?

He learn all of the lines, and every time he

don't suffer when he talk

And it's true! It's true! He sure is aquired a

cool and inspired sorta jazz when he walk

Where's his jacket and his old blue jeans?

If this ain't healthy is it some kinda clean?



I think Chuck E's in love



I don't believe what you're saying to me

This is something I gotta see Is he here?

Look in the poolhall Is he here?

Look in the drugstore Is he here?

No, he don't come here no more



I'll tell you what I saw him

He was sittin' us down at the Pantages

And whatever is that he got up his sleeve

I hope it isn't contagious

What's her name? Is that her there?

Christ, I think he's even combed his hair!

Is that her? What's her name?

Oh, it's never going to be same.

But that's not her

I know what's wrong--

Chuck E's in love with the little girl who's singing this song

Chuck E's in love with me


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