She came from the Cocos Islands with a limp and a snow-shaker huh

Hocked by a fine Arabian ginger Monsignor

He said, "You aints gets nothing 'cause nothing gets made by Koreans"

He had dubbin in his hair and he played the tambourine



They gave him a medal, they caught him shaving his hairpiece

Locked him in confinement wired like a banshee with a blade

She came to him in a dream disguised as a bus crash

Through the mud, the blood and the tears they kissed

And then they slipped away, they were singin'



Chunky chunky air guitar now

Chunky chunky air guitar



He was getting down like a freak show

She was going off like a whale

Chunky chunky air guitar now

Chunky chunky air guitar



Bellhop blues with a midget butt-boy in Sweden

Chockfull of puss and wolved by a little French maid

Eloped with his sister, married in a tag-team wedding

Sticky like a girl undercover of a Japanese glade



She came from the Cocos Islands, she came from the Cocos Islands

She came from the Cocos Islands, she came from the Cocos Islands

And they were singing



Chunky chunky air guitar now

Chunky chunky air guitar

He was getting down like a freak show

He was getting down like a freak show

He was getting down like a freak show

She was going off like a whale