just cos I aint never ad, no, nothing worth having

never ever, never ever

you aint got no call not to think I wouldnt fall

into thinking that I aint too clever

and it aint not having oen thing nor another

niether, either is it anything, whatever

and its not not knowing that thier aint nothign showing

and I answer to the name of Trever, however



Just cos I aint never said, no, nothing worth saying

never ever, never ever, never ever

things ave got read into what I never sad, till me mouth becomes me ead

which aint not all that clever

and its not not saying one thing nor another

neither, either is ist anything I havent said, whatever

and it aint not proving that me mind aint moving

and I answer to the naem of Trever, however



knock me down with a feather

Clever Trevor

widebrows wonder wether Clever Trevors clever

either have they got

nor neither havent not

got no right to make a clot

our of Trevor



why should I feel bad about something I aint ad

such stupidness is mad cos nothing underfoot

comes to nothing less to add to a load of old toot

and I aint half not half co theres nowhere to put it

even if I ad im a bit of a Jack the Lad



knock me down with a feather

Clever Trevor

widebrows wonder wether Clever Trevors clever

either have they got

nor neither havent not

got no right to make a clot

our of Trevor



also, it takes much longer to get up north, the slow way