I ride into your town on a big black trojan horse

I’m looking to have some fun

some kind of trigger-happy intercourse

"club america salutes you" says the girl on the door

"we accept all major lies

we love any kind of fraud

so go on in and enjoy...

Go on in and enjoy!!!"



I’m buying for my bright new friends

blue suzannes all round

and my mood is heavily pregnant...

Yeah you're right

I couldn't help but notice your icy blue eyes

they've been burning two holes in the sides of my head

since the second I arrived



and it's not too hard to guess from your stick-on stars

and your canary feather dress

your hair in such a carefully careless mess

that you're really trying very hard to impress



you're such a wonderful person living a fabulous life

sensational dazzling perfectly sized

such a wonderful person living a fabulous life

sharing it with me in club america tonight...



So we talk for a while about some band you saw on tv

but I don't listen to you and you don't listen to me

yeah it's an old routine but it's a very special part of the game

and you don't really care what I call you at all

when I can't quite remember your name



and it's not too hard to guess from your stick-on stars

and your canary feather dress

the way you're so carefully couldn't care less

that you're really trying very hard to impress



you're such a wonderful person living a fabulous life

sensational dazzling perfectly sized

such a wonderful person living a fabulous life

sharing it with me tonight

yeah you're a wonderful person living a fabulous life

fantastic divine and thrillingly bright

such a wonderful person living a fabulous lie

with me in club america tonight