These are the tales, the freaky tales

these are the tales, that i tell so well

you dont like my dirty raps

you can go to hell

short doggs on the mic

tellin cocktails



H-E-A-D,

All you washed up hoes tryin to throw that P

You're just a big freak, you better not complain,

When you hear these cocktails and you hear your name.

If you a fake bitch, ain't no thing

I'll pick up the phone and call Janine.

If I call Marie, I know for a fact

I'm gettin sucked in my drop top cadillac

I met this freak named Naomi

Straight dick sucker worked me and my homie.

She had a girlfriend, her name was Vicki

I pulled her to the side and let her suck my dick.

She was fine as fuck, but can't fuck with Tina

Tina, Tina, the sperm cleana.

I took her to my house and told her strip

Baby got freaky-started doing the splits.

I said, "Bitch!!! Do what you want

Cause this true blue mack won't even front".

I fucked her with my finger, she tried to cum

Pussy so tight, it wouldn't give me none

I'm Sir Too $hort couldn't be no punk

I'm trying to get funky cause I love the funk

My dick is big and her nigga had a little one,

I didn't fuck her freaky ass, but it was still fun.

I know you stop and wonder just what it is..

It's the California lifestyle that I live

see im from the crew, dangerous bitch

tellin everyone bout this freaky shit

I know this girl named Annette

Get her all alone and she'll suck your dick

Hella freaky...won't say no for shit

You and her all alone, nigga that's your bitch.

I know another freak her name's Joanne

I always get the pussy cuz I know I can

Finest bitch around, ain't got no man

Everytime she cross my mind I go fuck her again.

Sh