Well baby Johnny-Two-Times took a walk alright



To the hard-on row, it was a cold dark night



Meaner than Satan, smooth as a shark



Around the corner of love he heard the wild dogs bark



He heard the lady scream all down the line



He pulled down his pants and got ready to grind







Now little Suzy Ballcrush she was pretty messed up



In her evening gown looking for you know what



She met the two-times man, such an ugly sight



She said its do or die and then he pulled a knife







Like the stars in the sky



They shine so bright at night



But theres trouble ahead



This is what I say:







Its gonna be a cold heart disaster



Are you talking to me now?



Said Suzy to the master



Its gonna be a cold heart disaster



Should have stayed at home



Or walked a little faster







Well baby Johnny-Two-Times pretty hot tonight



Walking down the street gently stroking his knife



Meaner than Satan, crude as a dog



With a smile on his face he took a ride on the hog







Little Suzy Ballcrush dont you be afraid



Because bad motherfucking Johnny is minute made







So dont you ever feed hungry birds in the street



Cause you never know who youre about to meet



Theres a lesson they learned and then their fingers got burned



Because of bad fucking Johnny I can hear Suzy curse