She walks around in her robe

To hide her bag of shit

Colostomy bag, reeks of crud

Embedded in her hip

Screaming at the bitch

She took my parking spot

I caught a whif of colostomy

And took off bown the block



Almost one month later

I saw her in the park

Perfect time for revenge

It was after dark

Hiding in the bushes

As she's walking by

Jumping out on the path

I piss into her eye



Blinded with urea

Stupid smelly bag

I took my hands with all my might

And squeezed her colostomy bag

She spun around about ten times

Until she heaved up brown

Leaving her all embarrassed

In a putrib mound