so you say you gotta know why the world goes 'round

and you can't find the truth in the things you've found

and you're scared shitless 'cuz evil abounds

come and join us



well I heard you were looking for a place to fit in

full of adherent people with the same objective

a family to cling to and call brethren

come and join us



all we want to do is change your mind

all you need to do is close your eyes



so come and join us

come and join us

come and join us



don't you see the trouble that most people are in

and that they just want you for their own advantage

but I swear to you we're different from all of them

come and join us

I can tell you are lookin' for a way to live

where truth is determined by consensus

full of codified arbitrary directives

come and join us

all we want to have is your small mind

turn it into one of our own kind

you can go through life adrift and alone

desperate, desolate, on your own

but we're lookin' for a few more stalwart clones

so come and join us

come and join us

come and join us



we've got spite and dedication as a vehement brew

the world hates us, well we hate them too

but you're exempted of course if you

come and join us

independent, self-contented, revolutionary

intellectual, brave, strong and scholarly

if you're not one of them, you're us already so

come and join us