Coming in from London from over the pole

Flying in a big airliner

Chicken flying everywhere around the plane

Could we ever feel much finer



Coming into Los Angeles

Bringing in a couple of keys

Don't touch my bags if you please

Mister Customs man, man



There's a guy with a ticket to Mexico

Could he ever look much stranger

Walking in the hall with his things and all

Smiling, said he was the Lone Ranger



Coming into Los Angeles,

Bringing in a couple of keys

Don't touch my bags if you please

Mister Customs man, man



Hip woman walking on a moving floor

Tripping on the escalator

There's a man in the line, and she's blowing his mind

Thinking that he's already made her



Coming into Los Angeles,

Bringing in a couple of keys

Don't touch my bags if you please

Mister Customs man, man



Coming into Los Angeles,

Bringing in a couple of keys

Don't touch my bags if you please

Mister Customs man, man



Coming into Los Angeles,

Bringing in a couple of keys

Don't touch my bags if you please

Mister Customs man, man