Coming Down with Old VD

(Mark Cohen)



The single live's full of toil and strife

And it's lonely all the time

You hit the bars on Friday night

Looking for a thrill sublime

A one night stand can be something grand

But approach it carefully

It's not much fun to be the one

Coming down with old VD.



Coming down with old VD, me boys,

Coming down with old VD.

Don't get too close or you might get a dose

Coming down with old VD.



Now who'd have thought that you'd get caught.

Sometimes life's just not too fair

You took a chance; you asked her to dance.

Pretty soon you're floating on air.

But in a week you take a peek

Even though you'd rather not see

Now she's to blame, but what was her name

You've come down with old VD.

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My friend Pauline is upright and clean

And she never plays around.

And her boyfriend Ted was true, she said

Even when he's out of town.

One day Pauline didn't feel too keen

So she went to Doctor Lee

Now she's kicked Ted out 'cause she found out

She'd come down with old VD.



Now times weren't bad when all we had

Was Syph, or Gonaree

If you got caught, you'd be cured with a shot

At your local clinic for free.

But those times my friend are at an end,

There is Herpes now, you see,

So there ain't no shot for what you've got

And you're stuck with your VD.



see also MAUI and variants

@parody @bawdy

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