i got a bad flavor

i got dirty clothes

i got a strange neighbor

who doesn't have curtains on her windows



i got a pet hedgehog

drinkin' jaeger all day

you got me crate combo and a baby on the way

but it's ok



it's gonna take a lot of time

before i can cross that finish line

and when i can't take the fall

i really wanna make that call



ooh ooh ooh ooh ah ah ah



that's my new best friend

ann disaster's her name

we're passin' out on the carpet

and our attributes are the same



it's the slacker lifestyle

that we do so well

bills are due on monday

i'm oblivious, can't you tell



it's gonna take a lot of time

before i can cross that finish line

and when i can't take the fall

i really wanna make that call



my brain is super-fried

it involves pain to look inside



it's gonna take a lot of time

before i can cross that finish line

and when i can't take the fall

i really wanna make that call