As the maid poured wine and we prepared to dine I know I was feeling out of place

At table as large big as a river barge and I love you written all on your face

I appreciate your hospitality but I wish that we would go

Let me drive us to McDonalds and Ill talk to you concerning something you should really know



Im just a common man drive a common van

My dog aint got a no pedigree

If I have my say, gonna stay that way

Cause high-browed people lose their sanity

And a common man is what Ill be



Ill take a Chevrolet just any day so give your daddy back his Mercedes Benz

And theres some common people that I hang out with

Theyre my good time buddies theyre my friends

And Id rather chug-a-lug a mug of Budweiser beer then sip a crystal glass of wine

So wont you make your mind up to believe in me and leave this high living world behind?



Im just a common man drive a common van

My dog aint got a no pedigree

If I have my say, gonna stay that way

Cause high-browed people lose their sanity

And a common man is what Ill be



Yes Im happy just being free

And Im happy just being me

And I hop that you will see



Im just a common man drive a common van

My dog aint got a no pedigree

If I have my say, gonna stay that way

Cause high-browed people lose their sanity

And a common man is what Ill be



Im just a common man drive a common van

My dog aint got a no pedigree

If I have my say, gonna stay that way

Cause high-browed people lose their sanity

And a common man is what Ill be