This ain't no competition girl

You don't have to be a super sleuth

You don't have to be a vixen now

You don't have to do anything they do

And suddenly all your bedroom turns around

Into some sort of mission

And suddenly all your bedroom turns around

And the mirror says just listen

Cause you're a competition girl

Competition girl

And suddenly all your bedroom turns around

This ain't no competition girl

You don't have to wear envy like pearls

Get it out and throw it in the can

Let it out because it's not about the man

And suddenly all your bedroom turns around

Just like a jealous lover

And suddenly all your bedroom turns around

And there's girls on your bedsheet cover

Cause you're a competition girl

Competition girl

And suddenly all your bedroom turns around

I'm sick of some chix

And their dirty trix

Cause you're a competition girl

Competition girl