The time has come to talk about the place I work

my name's Ean and I'm a computer dork

I'm not as smart as Jon Von Zelowitz

but I have a good time playing this techno weenie gig



I answer questions that come as phone calls

features, drivers, upgrades and net installs

and once I had to despite my total shock

tell some guy just how to use a number lock

he didn't know how to use a number lock



We're a bunch of computer dorks

and that's the way we wanna be

just having fun but getting paid for work

I must be a computer geek



We go home and play on the internet

email, ftp, and the world wide web

Friday night I hang out with all my friends

We go surfin' out on the internet

you'll find me surfin' out on the internet