Stuffed my face with chocolate and chips

Don't stop to think what will happen

Just ram it down the gap between my lips



It goes in one hole and out the other

I pity the poor sod who's next in the bathroom

Oh wait; it's my brother!



It stinks of shit

Because it is

Food in little bits



It smelt nice when it went in

Taking it out of its packet

From the tin

All I did was eat it



What does my body do

To make it smell different

When it comes out as poo?



There are different types

There's more than one

The weirdest things

Come out of peoples bums