Constipation - No defecation

I ate too many jalepanos

I've got burning asshole syndrome

I am sitting on the pot

A thousand farts that will not stop

I ate a little too much cheese

My pants are down below my knees

Sitting on a porcelain

Sitting in a lonely stall

I read this on the bathroom wall

Here i sit all broken hearted

Tried to shit and only farted

Those who write on bathroom walls

Roll their shit in little balls

Those who read these words of wit

Eat those little balls of shit!