Corporal Clegg had a wooden leg

He won it in the war, in 1944.

Corporal Clegg had a medal too

In orange, red, and blue

He found it in the zoo.

Dear, dear were they really sad for me?

Dear, dear will they really laugh at me?

Mrs. Clegg, you must be proud of him.

Mrs. Clegg, another drop of gin.

Corporal Clegg umbrella in the rain

He's never been the same

No one is to blame

Corporal Clegg recieved his medal in a dream

From Her Majesty the queen

His boots were very clean.

Mrs. Clegg, you must be proud of him

Mrs. Clegg, another drop of gin.