I don't need that drink - I know I've had enough

How much is enough? Deciding that is kind of tough

Are all those empties mine, Lord have mercy

Hey, I didn't realize I was so thirsty

I'm so stupid now, I want out of my skin

People can see me weaving out and weaving in

My personality divides and mutates

A shit-eating grin plastered on my rubber face



I feel like dancing, I really hope I don't

I want to go home so bad, I can't believe I won't

Something's filling me with poisonous ideas

While I'm filling my belly with Strawberry Margueritas

Tequila makes me sick, I hope that I don't get

At least not in public, please not yet

Instead I'll find some poor victim for my disembodied mouth

I start talking real loud about something he don't care about



One more coffee, three more aspirin, two more vitamin B

Much regret now that the morning's crashing down on me



A few beers later I felt like mating

I asked the girl how old she was, she told me she was eighteen

I made a judgement error, I wasn't thinking

I never would have done it if I hadn't got so stinking

Good thing I found out before I brought her home

But then forgot to get my change from the cab driver, oh no

The bartender and the convenience store clerk

It's getting expensive being such a fucking jerk



One more coffee, three more aspirin, two more vitamin B

Much regret now that the morning's crashing down on me