Brak]

Say that I'm a silly so and so



[Zorak]

So and so...



[Brak]

Tell me I'm not clever, cute or cool





[Zorak]

Cool...



[Brak]

Tromp on my big toe

Darling, I still love you so

I'm just a crazy, lovesick fool



I know that I embarass you sometimes



[Zorak]

All the times...



[Brak]

Like when I threw your mom into the pool



[Zorak]

Mom...



[Brak]

I yell a lot

And you can't understand a word I say

But, hey, I'm just a crazy, lovesick fool



I remember the night we met

It was in a laundromat



[Zorak]

You came into to wash your feet

She was eating a pile of meat



[Brak]

And that as they say was that

Oh...



At the moment

I am indisposed



[Zorak]

Indisposed...



[Brak]

But when and if someday

I get set free



[Zorak]

Free...take me



[Brak]

We'll find a little cottage

With a swingset and a slide

And crazy, lovesick fools we'll be

And crazy, lovesick fools we'll be



[Zorak]

Somebody...please kill me