(As performed on the 1999-2000 FanMail Tour)







Ladies and gentlemen

Introducing Crazy-Sexy-Cool



Crazy

What is crazy

Something we find profound

One having flaws or cracks untied

Found mentally unbalanced deranged

Psychopathic

Insane

You know they say there's a fine line

Between genius and insanity

Like the difference between

Fine English and profanity

It's like walking the tightrope between stormy and clear

Through the eyes of Left Eye

Here we go

Have no fear



I'd like to introduce myself

My name is crazy

When I say "What's My Name?"

Y'all say "Crazy!"



Chorus:

What's my name

Crazy!

My claim to fame is

Crazy!

Left Eye better known as

Crazy!

Cuz when I'm on the throne I'm

Crazy!

Now tell me how ya feel

Crazy!

Who is ya keepin' it real wit'

Crazy!

What's the name of this song

Crazy!

It goes on and on like

Crazy!



As I hit you with this first line

Get you with this nursery rhyme

Left E-Y-E psycho in the mind

Gemini is my zodiac sign

Feel the beat get ya mind

Feel the track rewind

When you see me throw up the L three times

Y'all got that

The L three times

Come on throw up the L three times

Let me know that ya know your signs

In numerology the number is 9

These bombshells comin' more devine

Now feel the energy

Cuz now is the time for the crazy Left Eye to shine



But ya know sometimes

I just feel like

A flower in the jungle

It just kinda makes me wonder

How I keep from goin' under

But then a light seems to pop into my head

Speaking of lights anybody got a light

Anybody got a house?

Just kiddin'

Alright what we have here

Is a string

This string has been treated

With nitroglycerine

Do you guys have my light ready

Alright y'all ready



Chorus



Comin' back with verse two

It's the angelic being

Some call me Left Eye

Others call me Crazy

Sexy-Cool

But no fool

Twenty-five million sold

And that's the truth

I thank you you you and you

Just keep buyin' baby

I keep rhymin' baby

And TLC will keep climbin'

TLC will keep climbin'

A visionary emcee in my own little world

Arsonist yes it's me I'll burn up your curl

Take that get me back on the left hand side

You're feelin' crazy let's rock



But sometimes

I just get this wild hair up my ass

Squigets hand me my balls

Not those sweaty stinking balls

My juggling balls



Chorus



To accomodate this new geometry

A rhyme that's desired

A world premeire in the history of time is required

The crooks wanted yesterday

Wanna blaze the new way

For you and I and the things we have to say

So the new you to you I'll showcase a few

Events with mania that makes no sense

See I'm a diamond in the rough

Beautiful but tough

Quick to call your bluff

Think you've had enough

Open up your mind

Look what others have dared

Let your light shine

With a little savoir faire

I'm out all night

I'll check the tunes and then it's you

I'ma keep rhymin'

For my fans and my crew



But sometimes

I feel a little ebony

And then ivory

So I must expose

The Beethoven inside of me

Move over buddy



Chorus



Give it up for Left Eye...