I am not so upset about my horrible self

But why don't you go upset yourself

Hey here's the mirror see your stupid face

What a disgrace man and you know it's true



Cretin family Cretin family Cretin family Everyone's against me

Cretin family Cretin family Cretin family Oi-Oi-Oi-Oi



Don't stare at me it's freakin' me out

Look what's happening now it's all your fault

You can't do nothin' absolutely nothing' o.k.

Why don't you get a hoola hoop and do the cretin hop and



Cretin family Cretin family Cretin family Everyone's against me

Cretin family Cretin family Cretin family Oi-Oi-Oi-Oi

I'm never wrong don't tell me what to do

Here's a little curse it's from me to you

It's nothin' gonna happen nothin' ever will

You'll be miserable every day your luck will always be bad



Cretin family Cretin family Cretin family Everyone's against me

Cretin family Cretin family Cretin family Oi-Oi-Oi-Oi



Cretin family Cretin family Cretin family Everyone's against me

Cretin family Cretin family Cretin family Oi-Oi-Oi-Oi