Left it in the road with a bottle and a toad

and i wrapped it 30 times in a steal chain, baby

My bike is gone

Left it in the street with a bottle at your feet

and a laser beam alarm but someone must have swiped it

My bike is gone



Just picked it up from the local bike shop

After 3 long years of saving up, baby

My bike is gone



Forced myself to walk to the local cop shop

where i relayed them my story and they kindly disregarded me

My bike is gone

Anger made me woozy so i went and bought an uzi

and i marched around the town trying to be a vigilante

My bike is gone



Never know what they say Never know what they