Stiff Upper Lip (2000)

(Young, Young)



Don't smoke, don't fight, don't light no cigarettes

Or else you wind up in the can

No jokes, don't write, sit tight, don't fool around

You are a guest of uncle Sam

Stand up, look right, don't sludge and stand at ease

Allow no sex above the knees

When I snap you jump into the masterplan

I'll be damned!

Well, I'll be damned...



I'll be

Damned - if I drink or smoke

Damned - if I steal your jokes

I'll be Damned - If I go for broke

Damned if I do, and damned if I don't, yeah



Don't talk, don't fool, don't try to mess around

I make a monkey out of you

You sign your name right on the dotted line

I'll be damned!



I'll be

Damned - if I drink or smoke

Damned - if I steal your jokes

I'll be Damned - If I go for broke

Damned if I do, and damned if I don't, yeah



-solo-



I'll be

Damned - if I drink or smoke

Damned - if I steal your jokes

I'll be Damned - If I go for broke

Damned if I do, and damned if I don't, yeah

I'll be

Damned - if I drink or smoke

Damned - if I steal your jokes

I'll be Damned - If I go for broke

I'm Damned if I do, and damned if I don't

I'll be

Damned

I'll be

Damned

I'll be

Damned

I'll be

Damned

I'll be Damned, I'll be Damned

I'll - Be - Damned