(M. JaggerK. Richards)



Oh help me, please doctor, I'm damaged

There's a pain where there once was a heart

It's sleepin, it's a beatin'

Can't ya please tear it out, and preserve it

Right there in that jar?



Oh help me, please mama, I'm sick'ning

It's today that's the day of the plunge

Oh the gal I'm to marry

Is a bow-legged sow

I've been soakin' up drink like a sponge