You're everything you want to be

Accomplished, gracious and great company

It makes perfect sense, you're never hated

But then, appearances are overrated

You speak the language everyone knows

Take over when the conversation slows

Another self-made luminary or

Maybe just the fucking tooth fairy

I'd send that brain you ration

To feed the smallest starving nation

But diet aftertaste is rude

And I can't digest a single word