HiI was lookin at you from across the room

And I think weve met before

And youre lookin so beautiful this evening

Can I buy you a drink? [4x]



Oh no, another DOM

Comin around my way again



Your pick up lines are from the 70s

So take your hands of my knees youre even older than my dad

You make more passes than a quarterback

Excuse me miss, are you a model?

You know you should be a model

Cuz I have friends in da industry

And aahh, I can get you into movies



Dont try buy my love I dont think you have enough

Money or stamina DOM Im tellin ya

Keep on walkin, dont look back

Youre even older than my dad

Oh, but waitwhat kind of car did you say you drive again?



Miami Vice been cancelled, yo

You shouldnt dress that way no mo

Youre Rolex and your horseshoe ring

Your polished nails dont do a thing

Youre so beautiful

I love your name

You like my watch and my fly gold chain

Got a 8-track tape of Sinatra

And by the way, Im on Viagra



Oh, but waityou gonna buy me what and take me where?

Well, aahhyou know

You can do so much better than this place (Oh really?)



I can hook you up! I got lots of connections (Sure)

Youre such a pretty girl (I know) You wanna go out sometime?

(Like on a date?) You dont have to call it a date

(But arent you married?) Yeah, Im married

But if you came earlier in my life

You couldve been my wife

Throw your clutch bags in the air

And wave em like you just dont care

And if you knew youre a DOM

Somebody say I am! (I am!) A DOM!

If you agree to be my girl Ill take you shopping around the world

Got a groovy cabin in Niagra

And did I mention, Im on Viagra?