{*channel surfing until a kid's TV show*}

Hello boys and girls!

Today we're gonna talk about father and daughter relationships

Do you have a daddy? I'll bet you do!

Who's your daddy?



[Hailie] Daddy what are you doing?

[Em H] Okay then! Everybody, listen up!

[Eminem] I'm goin to hell! Who's comin with me?!

[Hailie] Somebody please help me! I think my dad's gone cray-zayy



[Eminem]

There's no mountain I can't climb, there's no tower too high

No plane that I can't learn how to fly

What do I gotta do to get through to you

to show you there ain't nothin I can't take this chainsaw to?

{Hailie: *VROOM*} Fuckin brains, brawn and brass balls

I cut 'em off, and got 'em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar

inside of a hall with my framed autographed sunglasses

with Elton John's name, on my drag wall

I'm out the closet, I've been lyin my ass off

All this time me and Dre been fuckin with hats off

(Suck it Marshall!) So tell Laura and her husband to back off

before I push this motherfuckin button and blast off

and launch one at these Russians and that's all {*boom*}

Blow every fuckin thing except Afghanistan on the map off

When will it stop? When will I knock the crap off?

{*knocking*} Hailie, tell 'em baby - (My dad's lost it!)



[Chorus: Eminem] {Hailie}

There's really nothin else to say, I-I can't explain it

{I think my dad's gone cray-zayy}

A little help from Hailie Jade, won't you tell 'em baby

{I think my dad's gone cray-zayy}

There's nothin you could do or say, that could ever change me

{I think my dad's gone cray-zayy}

There's no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie

{I think my dad's gone cray-zayy}-