I walked into the Nag's Head for to sustinate me belly,

There was a fit crack in the corner but I knew her cunt was smelly,

She smelt of rotting fish heads and old and crispy sick,

Said her name was Charlotte and she wanted suck me dick.

Oh, I thought now lad, times are hard, and it's nearly closing time,

I'll put a bag on her head, and a peg on me nose,

And I'll grummage through the slime...

Charlotte is the biggest slag in Macc,

She'll do anything to get you in the sack,

With her legs spread wide she opens up her crack,

Spends her life just lying on her back.

Well, we walked along, up Buxton Road,

And strolled along the cut,

She said