Can't stand my damn day job.. that's right



Hate.. oh man I hate my day job (oh man I hate my day job)

Yes sir I hate my day job (yes sir I hate my day job)

I really hate my freakin day job (I really hate my freakin day job)

Mr. Man I hate my day job (Mr. Man I hate my day job)

I can't stand my damn day job (I can't stand my damn day job)

Man I want to quit my day job (Man I want to quit my day job)

But I have to keep my day job (But I have to keep my day job)

I really hate my day job (Yeah I really hate my day job)



[Verse One]

Psssh I hate the freakin bakery seems they seem to make me

into a laughin stock (HA HA!) have to rock the puffy hat

Pastry apron with the matchin socks (whaaaat?)

God damn I gotta wear this PLEASE; I got a rep

It's a lot of times I hide for the hotties not to get a glimpse

But since it didn't fly I apply for a nine to five

at the five and dime (damn) about that much is mine

if I keep the ice cream machine nice and clean

Scheme to steal the dollar lotteries, all that's gotten me

is a slew of losers in my cotton briefs

Stop with these condescending attitudes, do I have to shoot the coochie

but wait, we after snatchin dollars while we chasin comets after hours

If it's now, or later I'ma catch it 'til then

resume my duties, replenish the relish and the ketchup

Uhh, check check check it, out

Everybody gotta work the day, job

Mountain Brothers, like this

Mountain Brothers just dress like this



[Chorus]

I can't stand my damn day job (I can't stand my damn day job)

Man I want to quit my day job (Man I want to quit my day job)

But I have to keep my day job (But I have to keep my day job)

I really hate my day job (Yeah I really hate my day job)

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