(1,2,1,2,3,4) Tom: I don't want to urinate on myself

I don't want to urinate on anyone else

But, I guess that really doesn't matter anymore

Cuz I can't control my bladder anymore



Well, I guess it all depends (undergarments)

Well, I guess it all depends (undergarments)



Step back into life

No more soiled nights alone

But I guess I don't have a care

Because there's not a load in my underwear



Mark: I'm sick of offending everyone I meet (go, go, go, go)

I'm sick of crying myself to sleep on rubber sheets (go)

I had an accident today

I left a soiled bus seat, I didn't know what to say



But, I guess it all depends (undergarments)

Well, I guess it all depends (undergarments)



Step back into life (go, go)

No more soiled nights alone

Well, I guess that I don't have a care

If I don't have a load in my underwear.



(Talking) Tom: Uh..um anyway....Well as I was sayng...my dog, nice dog bending over.

Mark: If you dropped your keys you'd bend over too.



Tom: Well I just wanted to say I thank you all for coming to the sperm bank. Do you have a question there?



Mark(says it really fast and in with a Mexican accent): Shit, Scott that ocky? mofo messing with my old lady got to be running cold upside down his head, you know what I'm sayin' man?

Hey holmes, I can dig it. That brother ain't a picking up on you(?).

I see A. Scott. So did I say what I want to say(?)

Pretty Jay I did the same old same old.

Hey knock yourself a post slit the grey matter of fact.

While the mofo was down I take TCB and man.

Hey, you know what they say you see the broad that gets that booty backin' you lay her down and SLACK EM' JACK EM'.

Cold got you B, you know man