Flowers and wine

Is what I thought I would find

When I came home from workin' tonight

Well now here I stand

Over this frying pan

And you want a cold one again



I bought these new heels

Did my nails

Had my hair done just right

I thought this new dress

Was a sure bet

For romance tonight



Well it's perfectly clear

Between the t.v. and beer

I won't get so much as a kiss

As I head for the door

I turn around to be sure

"Did I shave my legs for this?"



Now when we first met

You promised we'd get

A house on the hill with a pool

But this trailer stays wet

And we're swimming in debt

Now you want me to go back to school



I bought these new heels

Did my nails

Had my hair done just right

I thought this new dress

Was a sure bet

For romance tonight

Well it's perfectly clear

Between the t.v. and beer

I won't get so much as a kiss



As I head for the door

I turn around to be sure

"Did I shave my legs for this?

Darling, did I shave my legs for this?"



l.p.s.