(Ol Dirty Bastard is doing a Martin Lawrence comedy skit from Raw)

(this is going on in the background during the Intro and part

Of the first verse)



You know God damn well I don't smoke this shit Meth

[coughing] Know damn well I don't smoke this sheyit

Know damn well!

I remember when we used to go down to the creek

Member when we used to go down to the creek?

And used to dip your head in the water?

Everybody thought you had it in you, you know

You used to jump out the water

The water used to glisten alllllll over your bohhhhhhdy

What? I said the water used to glisten alllllll over your bohhhhhhdy



[Intro: Ol Dirty Bastard]



Clean out my vocals

Yeah, I said YEAH

I said zuckazuhzuhzuh, zuckazuhzuh

[more nonsense noises]

Chkccha ckchcka Brooklyn, zucka Zoo

C'mon baby baby, baby, baby

Baby, baby, baby, c'mon!



[Verse One:]



Superlogical this, superlogical that

I detect a nigga dialect by the way he rap

I elect myself President MC

My career so intelligent, unique physique

Then with mathematics, not democratic

Static, topic, Asiatic

Zssshuh, them unique, never leak, brlaharl...

Bring it on back



Superlogical this, superlogical that

I detect your dialect by the way you rappp!

I elect myself President MC

My career so intelligent, unique physique

Doin mathematics and I'm not democratci

No static, topic, I'm Asiatic

See, I'm Unique, never... blarhalal...



[Verse Two: Method Man, Ol Dirty Bastard]



Crazy, lurkin in the shadows, I'm shady, sheisty

Get your weight up, don't take me lightly

Blasted, dirty to the grain I be stained with the madness

It's the Meth-Tical with the Bastard

-acapo