DIRTY OLD MAN



Dirty old man he played one

Taught me how to have some fun

With a nick nack paddy wack

Give your dog a bone

Now I can not 'ere go home



Two

He taught me just what to do



Three

Now he's playing with my knee



Four

Now we're laying on the floor



Five

Now the bee is in the hive

Six

Taught me how to do some tricks



Seven

Now I'll never get to heaven



Eight

Taught me how to masturbate



Nine

Now I do it all the time



Ten

Time for us to start again



@parody @bawdy

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