Colt 45 and two zig-zags

Baby that's all we need

We can go to the door at the dogs

Smoke that tumbleweed

As the marijuana burn

we can take our turn

singin' them dirty rap songs

stop and hit the gong like Cheech and Chong

i said it takes from him to hong kong

i said roll, roll, roll my joint

pick out the seeds and stems

feelin' high as hell

flyin' through palm bell

skatin' on dragon wheels

so roll, roll, roll the '83

cadillac coupe de ville

if my tapes and cd's just don't sell

i bet my cabby will



i met dolly parton in Tennesee

her titties were filled with hennesee

and that country music really drove me crazy

but i rolled that ass and said yes miss daizy

then i met this lady from Oklahoma

put her pussy in a coma

met this lady in Michigan

can't wait til i fuck that bitch again

met a real black girl in South Carolina

fucked her til she turned to a white albina

i fucked this hooker in Iowa

I fucked her on credit so i owe her

fucked this girl down in Georgia

i came in her mouth now i thought i told ya

met this beautiful sexy hoe

she just ran cross the border from Mexico

this fine young thing said her name's Maria

I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla

i wanna get married ut i can't afford it

i know i'm gonna cry when she get departed



Colt 45 and two zig-zags

Baby that's all we need

We can go to the door at the dogs

Smoke that tumbleweed

As the marijuana burn

we can take our turn

singin' them dirty rap songs

stop and hit the gong like Cheech and Chong

i said it takes form him to hong kong

have you ever went over a girl

starts to fuck but the pussy just ain't no good

i mean ya gettin' upset

'cause you can't get her wet

plus you in the wrong neighborhood

so you try to play it off

and eat the pussy

but it take her so long to come

then a dude walk in it's her big boyfriend

and he ask you where you from

so you wipe your mouth

and you ty to explain

you start talking real fast

but he already mad

'cause you fuckin' his one

so he start beatin' on yo ass

so your clothes all muddy

your nose all buddy

your dick was hard but now it's soft

you thought you had a girl to rock ya world

but you still have to go jack off



Colt 45 and two zig-zags

Baby that's all we need

We can go to the door