And it's me, the man with no personality

Burning down your Christmas tree

Blowing up bombs in the shopping maul

Mistletoe is going to fall



Taking shots with the caroling crowd

Stupid song sung way too loud

And they're getting dumber all the time

I really don't see why she'd spare your friends

since I can't say that I care

if I ever see them again



You say shopping spree

I say killing spree

And I can think of Christmas past

Like the Christmas before last

Cousins, uncles, aunts

And how can I forgot or care

that all I get is Underwear

I'd like to beat you on the head

with that old Yule log



Giving an ungrateful gift gives you a glow

Something to burn away the freezing snow

If you just let me

and I'll be glad to tear your Frosty down

I think Christmas really sucks

I think Christmas really sucks



I really don't see why she'd spare your friends

cause I can't say that I care

if I ever see them again

You'll be sorry

That you ever lied to me about Santa Claus