Good evening ladies and gentlemen

And welcome to P.J.'s Astrological Love Lounge

We are Lester Shy and the Shyphonics

My name is Lester Shy and these fine gentlemen all around me

Well they're the Shyphonics

And we hail proudly from Fargo, North Dakota

Now, way down south in Fargo, whenever we needs a little somethin' extra

We like to do a little thing we call the brown nose

And we'd like all you fine ladies and gentlemen here tonight

To help us out in doin' the brown nose

So remember: when I shout