Doctor, there's something wrong with me

My health is not all that it used to be

My heart is out of beat, I got chokers on my feet

My eyesight's getting dimmer, I can't see



Doctor thanks for seeing me today, I'm glad,

I've got every sickness there is to be had

I had whooping cough last month

And today I've got the mumps

And tomorrow I'll catch chicken pox as well.



Doctor doctor doctor make me well

I've not got long to go now I can tell

Doctor doctor doctor make me well

I've not got long to go I can tell

I've not got long to go I can tell



Those pills I took have no effect at all

Just the other day I had a nasty fall

And I think I broke my jaw when it hit the kitchen floor

And I'm shrinking last week I was five foot four



I've been getting shivers lately, is it flu?

I know the bug is going round, what can I do?

It's about to pick on me, I've still got the other three

Do you think I caught smallpox I'd get flu?



[chorus]



Do you think it's time that I made out my will?

I'll leave everything to you to pay my bill

Just how long is there to go

Please tell me I want to know

But on second thoughts don't tell me, I'm too ill.