Hey little boy, see the Johnny and Janes

Hey little boy, you see them all go insane

Look and see Spot run

'Cause he pissed in their hallway

Run spot run

Run away from it all

And I say you can be any way that you want to be

How I'll be, that's up to me



Hey little girl, see them all run around

Hey little girl, see them all tumble down

Johnny will boss

Janey will buy

Spot will beg

But everyone dies

As I said, you can be any way that you want to be

How I'll be, that's up to me



One little, two little, three little idiots

Four little, five little, six little idiots

Seven little, eight little, nine little idiots

All in suit and tie

One little, two little, three little idiots

Four little, five little, six little idiots

Seven little, eight little, nine little idiots

All dressed up to die, and I say

You can be any way that you want to be

How I'll be, that's up to me