[1st verse:]

Did you ever fall in love with a bonehead

A stoneheaded man

A man who doesn't know that the lights a-burning low

Mean he should be most loveable

That's the very kind of a man I'm in love with

A dove with no heart

When he should hug, snug like a bug within a rug

That's the time he wants to part



[chorus:]

Dog gone that chilly man of mine

Overboard I'd shove him

Just because he made me love him

Dog gone that chilly man of mine

He's as cold a lover as the pole that Cook discovered

Dog gone that icy man of mine

With a heart just like a fan

For when I'm all fussed up for an ever lovin' spoon

He's out in the garden making faces at the moon

And I sigh and I cry

Dog gone that chilly man



[2nd verse:]

When your heart is jumping up to your collar

You holler for love

And that's the time a man should be doing all he can

To love his gal most beautiful

When I ask him for a kiss on his call-days

He'd always refuse

What would you think of any man who talks of love

While he reads the daily news?