Well, I came home late one night

And much to my surprise

I was thrown

right across the kitchen floor

She hit me right between the eyes.

Now I'm living

in the doghouse, doghouse

Doghouse, doghouse,

Doghouse, doghouse.



I was out with a friend of mine

We were feeling mighty fine

And we sure was movin' fast

And I didn't make it back on time

And she put me

in the doghouse, doghouse

Doghouse, doghouse,

Doghouse, doghouse.



I had a big tall red

with one of my friends

He was feeling mighty fine

When I came home late that night

She hit me right between the eyes

And she put me

in the doghouse, doghouse

Doghouse, doghouse,

Doghouse, doghouse.



She put me in the doghouse,

Doghouse, doghouse,

I'm living in the doghouse,

Doghouse, doghouse,

Doghouse, doghouse.



So if you find yourself

in a party mood

Let your conscience be your guide

Don't be like me and let Lefty win

Or you'll find yourself outside

Living in the doghouse, doghouse

Doghouse, doghouse,

Doghouse, doghouse.