Dogs Meeting



The dogs, they had a meeting.

They came from near and far.

And some came in by taxi

And some came in by car.



They went into the meetinghouse

And signed the visitor's book

And each one, and each one

And each one, and each one

Hung his asshole upon the nearest hook.



One dog was not invited

Which caused him great ire.

He stood outside the meetinghouse

And boldly shouted, "fire."



The dogs got all excited

They didn't stop to look

And each one, and each one

And each one, and each one

Grabbed an asshole from off the nearest hook.



Now this then is my story

And it is very sore

To wear some other's asshole

You've never worn before



And that is why when dogs meet

On land or sea or shore

Each one sniffs the, each one sniffs the

Each one sniffs the, each one sniffs

The other's asshole in hopes it is his own.



@animal @dog

sung by John and Tony

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